A Good Read

Seth's class does books every so often with different themes. She asks them questions and they respond. Here's a few excerpts from the most recent one. This one was entitled "My Mom Makes the Very Best..."

Ethan's mom makes the best chicken fries. She buys chicken fries from the store. It comes frozen, so she puts it in the oven to make it hot. We eat it after it warms down.

Irene's mom makes the best jello. First she goes shopping and puts the jello in the cart. They make it for us at Publix. When we get home my mom puts cream on top. Then we eat it. It tastes good.

Erin's mommy makes the best pizza. Mommy calls and orders the pepperoni and cheese pizza. Sometimes we get mushrooms on it. Then daddy and Erin get in the car to get the pizza.

Joey's mom makes the best bourbon chicken. First we drive to the mall. Then we wait in line to buy it at the food court. It comes on a tray and we sit at the tables and eat.

Seth's mom makes the best chicken. She buys the chicken at Walmart. When we get home she puts it in a special cooking pot and puts that on top of the oven. I eat it all because it tastes good. (Phew!) (Although he did inform me that it's not true because he doesn't eat it)

Why We Will Never Have a Dog

Lion passed away yesterday. We knew something wasn't right. He never seemed quite right from the moment Santa left him on our dining room table this past Christmas.
We had a little burial service in the yard and Seth said a few words about how he liked doing stuff with him. He started to say play with him but if you didn't know, Lion is a fish and if you didn't know, you can't really play with fish. But apparently you can do stuff with them.
Seth took it pretty well but he did want us to put Lion back in the water after awhile and see if he started moving. He then insisted that he saw Lion move. Today he wanted to go out to the yard to feed him.
I almost teared up and he was sad so it made me want to never have a dog that he would get attached to even more. Plus, they stink and drool all over and don't get me started on the people who let their dogs use my yard as a toilet. Maybe I'll take Ian down to their yard...
So that is why we will never have a dog. No offense intended for those who love dogs. I'm sure yours don't smell or drool all over just like my baby never has a crusty runny nose.
(George(my father-in-law), if you're reading this consider this your warning to never get us a dog like you said you were. You will be in my axis of evil) (And I'm not kidding)